Jerry: Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.
Letterman: Yeah, but then, you know, some people were telling me about that little flap out there at the junior high assembly. And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?
Jerry: Actually, it was a monitor lizard.
Letterman: those things, deadly dangerous. A long time ago my uncle and a date are driving, like, through Mexico. They see one on the road, drags him out of the road, and chews his face off. Listen, we’ll call you if anything opens up. Okay, Jimmy?
Letterman: Right. Jerry.
(via The Abstinence)
David Letterman & Andrew Luck’s Super Bowl Commercial
DAVID LETTERMAN AT THE COMEDY STORE, 1979
EARLY DAVID LETTERMAN
YOUNG DAVID LETTERMAN
Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin and Jimmy Kimmel pay tribute to David Letterman at the 35th Kennedy Center Honors awards ceremony (12/02/2012)